i just want to point out that the way you exterminate yellowjackets....is fire. you burn their nest so they can't come back to it.

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super special award for every1 who survived 🥇

big fan of when a character dies and one of the people closest to them is so undone by grief and guilt that they start hallucinating them still being alive and having full blown conversations with them, only for it to be suddenly revealed that they've been interacting and conversing with their corpse this entire time while it becomes rotten and putrid and unrecognizable to everyone else. the gothic romance of it all.

if I ever get 100k followers on here I feel like I’m legally obligated to buy tumblr shoelaces

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uh oh

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oh really? do tell

fuck

I’m on the phone with joe

Who's Joe?

some idiot whos about to get his shoelaces stolen

buggachat asked:

hey, um........ pinot noir? or something? whats ur name again idk french? anyway i drew fanart of you im a big fan

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cringecorekitty:

[googling what insolent means just to be sure] HEY!!!!!!!!!!!!! :( thank you for the fanart :)

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Starting a collection

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Leaked screencap from Miraculous Ladybug Season 6

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twitter is hell but i really hope it doesn’t actually die because this is in contention for the funniest thing i’ve ever read in my life

Simone Kessell on Lottie’s animosity towards Shauna

“oh but still hope she’s okay! oh no question!” yellowjackets is a comedy id react no differently if the theatre kid whose been singing show tunes for nine months went missing